
The first time I interviewed Lemmy was in 2002; what was supposed to be a 45 minute interview turned into a 9-hour marathon that saw us empty a liter of Jack Daniels (to be fair, he drank much more of it than I did, though he did tell me "you drink pretty good for a journalist") and get kicked out of a West Hollywood hotel for singing Walker Brothers songs from a second floor balcony. This interview, which I conducted for ShockHound in January of this year, was a decidedly more sedate affair — but the man still held forth with some pretty righteous answers and opinions...
Motherhead: Lemmy Tells It Like It Is — Interview by Dan Epstein
He was born Ian Fraser Kilmister, but rockers everywhere from 8 to 80 know him by a single five-letter name: Lemmy.
Lemmy would be a legend in certain circles just for boasting a resumé that includes membership in popular Blackpool beat merchants the Rockin’ Vickers, as well as psychedelic freaks Sam Gopal, Opal Butterfly and Hawkwind — not to mention his short stint as a roadie with the Jimi Hendrix Experience.
But it’s Lemmy’s 35-plus years as the wart-studded, leather-sporting frontman of Motorhead that have assured his immortality; while Motorhead never sold enough records or kissed enough asses to make it into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame, a new documentary called Lemmy (and appropriately subtitled "49% Motherfucker, 51% Son of a Bitch") does a bang-up job of explaining why so many music fans would put his weathered visage on their personal rock n’ roll Mount Rushmore.
Ditto for The World Is Yours, Motorhead’s new full-length — their 20th studio album, and their most ferociously focused effort in years. With Lemmy’s lycanthropic growl and punishingly distorted bass guitar leading the way, rampaging tracks like “Born To Lose,” “Brotherhood of Man” and “Outlaw” amply demonstrate why both punks and metalheads alike have long claimed Motorhead as their own.
Always a gruffly engaging conversationalist, the 65 year-old embodiment of rock n’ roll recently sat down with ShockHound for an exclusive interview about his long career in music, the future of mankind, acid, romance, Little Richard, Lady GaGa, and the difficulty of getting good cheese in the States.
SHOCKHOUND: So, the world is yours, then?
LEMMY: No its not, the bank owns it. They’ll lend you a bit if you’d like.
SHOCKHOUND: Can I rent it for a short period of time?
LEMMY: Then they’ll foreclose on you.
SHOCKHOUND: Is the title of the new album optimistic or sarcastic?
LEMMY: Whichever way you prefer it. The book’s open to the reader for interpretation isn’t it, so why shouldn’t this be, as well?
SHOCKHOUND: You, Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee have had, by far, the longest working relationship of any Motorhead lineup. Why do you think that’s been the case?
LEMMY: ‘Cause we don’t very live close to each other, probably. I dunno, it works. That’s all it is. It’s been 15 years with Mikkey and 26 years with Phil; it’s ridiculous — I’ve seen more of him than his family has. His mother doesn’t know his face as well as I do. So yeah, we’re pretty set. So far, so good.
SHOCKHOUND: Does the creative dynamic differ in any way from say, the Ace of Spades lineup with Philthy and Fast Eddie?
LEMMY: We were much younger then. We were more optimistic! [Laughs] The dynamic hasn’t changed; it’s just the people within it changed.
SHOCKHOUND: Los Angeles has been your home for how long now?
LEMMY: 20 years now. You wouldn’t have thought, would you? I like LA. I mean, there’s a lot of bullshit and preconceptions about LA: It’s like, it’s supposed to be full of phonies, but I haven’t found it. No more than anywhere else, anyway. The fact that there’s the music business [here] seems to attract phonies, but at least the American ones you can hear them coming from further away. The English ones are sneaky.
SHOCKHOUND: Is there anything about England that you miss?
LEMMY: Cheese — good quality cheese. You guys can’t make cheese; I don’t know why that is… [LA is] where I hang my hat; that’s all you get when you’re in a band. You’re not home long enough to be “home.” It’s a place where you leave your stuff, you know?
SHOCKHOUND: The song “Brotherhood of Man” on The World Is Yours paints a pretty caustic and unsympathetic picture of the human race. Do you think there’s any hope at this point, or are we just completely fucked?
LEMMY: Completely fucked. Doomed. It’s too late; all this running around “being green” don’t mean shit. You can drive all the electric cars you want, but they can’t make that many of them, and there aren’t that many places to charge them up. It’s not going to happen, it’s ridiculous. All them big rich guys like BP Oil — look at that, prime example! They’re still doing exactly the same thing they did 30 years ago, and they’re not going to stop doing it as long as the money comes in. That’s what sort of bastards they are; because even their own grandchildren are going to be walking around wearing face masks in about 30 years, right? And they don’t care. Isn’t it great? You can rely on the human race. The internet, the greatest communication vehicle known to man, what do we use it for? Child pornography! Yes, another winner from the human race, good job boys! [Laughs] You have to have a sense of humor about this shit…I mean it’s hilarious, you know? If you can’t laugh at it you’re gonna spend the rest of your life crying, while you get the rope ready and hang it in the wardrobe.
SHOCKHOUND: How was it for you, watching the Lemmy film and seeing your life story up on the screen?
LEMMY: It wasn’t too bad — it didn’t make me want to leave the theater before the lights came up. It wasn’t that embarrassing; it was alright. They did a good job, them guys — not quite embarrassing enough, but quite embarrassing. It’s not too hard to have all these people saying you’re a nice guy. As long as you don’t believe it.
SHOCKHOUND: In the film, you talk about what Little Richard means to you. Can you expand upon that a bit?
LEMMY: He was the first one that really…That’s when I realized you could sing that way and people liked it. [Laughs] You have to remember at this time Elvis was the big one, but even he did shit b-sides and stuff. You had people like Pat Boone, god almighty — [sings in uptight white guy voice] “Tutti frutti, all a rootie!” Little Richard was the one that people listened to when they were on their own, when mom and dad weren’t around. [Laughs] Little Richard was the best; he still is the best. That’s the best rock and roll vocal I’ve heard — him and John Fogerty.
SHOCKHOUND: The guy obviously had a very flamboyant look and personality to go with his music. Did that freak you out at all when you first discovered him?
LEMMY: Consider this: How would you like to be black and gay in Macon, Georgia in 1956? [Chuckles] He’s lucky he made it alive in the mines singing like that. He was brilliant. You don’t get that sort of personality now, and if you do it’s carefully planned, like Lady GaGa. She could be Little Richard, but she’s not because she has to plan everything with all these assholes all around her going, “Oh, you can’t do that!” She has fought for it, obviously, because she is outrageous and that’s good. I like that, good for her.
SHOCKHOUND: Let’s talk a bit about Jimi Hendrix. You roadied for him for how long?
LEMMY: About 8 months. Something like that.
SHOCKHOUND: Had you seen him live before that?
LEMMY: I saw him on a strange tour, which was the Walker Brothers, Engelbert Humperdinck, Jimi Hendrix and Cat Stevens. Is that odd or what? They were hoping to get the whole audience, they got nobody. They got all the screamers for the Walker Brothers. But they crucified [Jimi]. They didn’t know what to do with him. Here’s another flamboyant one, and he wouldn’t listen to anybody. Those are the only ones that you remember, the people who didn’t listen to what you “should” be doing. That’s what breaks the mold, that’s what makes you great. “You can’t do that.” All these people in your ear constantly. Oh, and then you’re wonderful: “You’re the tops, baby!”
SHOCKHOUND: You seem to have a pretty finely-honed sense of self: You know what’s right for you and what’s not right for you. Has that always been the case?
LEMMY: Yeah, because I was surrounded by junkies, I never did heroin. Ever. I see a geezer face down in his lunch, my girlfriend died on it, a couple of my friends died on it, so I probably wouldn’t do that. I can’t believe these people, aren’t there enough dead bodies yet? There’s a trail of dead bodies you’ve left through the 1920’s. People still, “Oh, it won’t get me.” It will get you man, it’ll kill you. First it’ll make you into a dog and a thief, and then it will kill you.
SHOCKHOUND: But even on a musical level, you’ve always seemed to have a pretty clear idea of the kind of music you want to make.
LEMMY: When you look like a dick, you know. I’m trying to avoid that. You may think I look like a dick just like this, and I can’t help that; but I wouldn’t be a voluntary dick.
SHOCKHOUND: Back to Hendrix — what’s your favorite memory of working with him?
LEMMY: It’s funny, ‘cause there was a lot of acid around in those days. My memories are not really up to that. I mean, we were just blitzed all the time. Everybody was. Everybody I knew in the world was taking acid. You’d get bands of roaming freaks wandering around London, giggling across the street at each other cause they knew, man. [Laughs] It was all great fun. Heroin hadn’t started yet, so it was just white flashes. There was this place that made clothes for [Jimi] and for other rock stars at the time — four chicks up in Kent Terrace in London, I remember that. [Jimi and I] used to go up there and hang out and lie around cushions and [there were] shawls from the ceiling and all that trippy Indian stuff. We’d take a lot of acid, lie there and just babble. I couldn’t tell you many of the topics, but it wasn’t music usually. It was just stoned out talk, garbage. “Look at the wallpaper… Do you see that thing?” “Yeah. No. Yeah.” “There it is again!” And the wall was painted white. Great times, you know?
SHOCKHOUND: When was the last time you took acid?
LEMMY: ’75 — a long time ago, now. I did it fairly intensively when I was doing it, so I got to the point where I’ve done it. It’s not a thing you get addicted to, a habitual thing. It’s too awe-inspiring for that. It’s like, “Bazoom!” and you go, “Oh shit, look at that…Now I understand it!” [Laughs] Some of it’s like drug freakout, but some of it’s really true. I’m a better person for doing it, but you can’t get the good stuff anymore anyways, so I don’t advise it. You’ll just be buying speed. [Laughs]
SHOCKHOUND: How long did it take to learn to be able to play onstage while tripping?
LEMMY: I dunno — we always did. It wasn’t awkward. [Hawkwind] got spiked once in Cleveland by two separate people with angel dust, two doses of it. I get on stage and I’m going, “Wow look at this shit… Oh, what’s this? I hit it and it makes a noise? Good!” We recorded most of thme shows, and you can’t tell which ones we were blitzed and which ones we weren’t.
SHOCKHOUND: In the movie, you talk about how you would never have left Hawkwind if they wouldn’t have kicked you out.
LEMMY: Right, it was great fun on stage, but it wasn’t much fun off it. Then again, I didn’t hang out with them guys.
SHOCKHOUND: Do you think, from a musical satisfaction standpoint, you would’ve been happy remaining in Hawkwind?
LEMMY: Yeah, Me and Dave Brock had this amazing rapport. I’d be facing the opposite direction from him, and we’d change at the same place, at the same chord. It was like telepathy. I’ve never had it with anyone since or before; so yeah, I would’ve stayed with them. Things don’t work out that way. Just when you think it’s safe to go back in the band room…
SHOCKHOUND: Why do you think “Ace of Spades” continues to be the song that Motorhead is most commonly associated with?
LEMMY: Go ask someone else, I have no idea. I didn’t think it was particularly that great of a song as it’s become. It’s become a very good song now. [Laughs] When we wrote it and put it on the album, we must have thought it was better than the others, ‘cause we called the album after it; but apart from that, I didn’t think it was any better than the other songs.
SHOCKHOUND: People seem to…
LEMMY: Latch onto it a bit, yeah. They’re still doing it. 15 year-olds kids are coming up going, “Ace of Spades!” You weren’t born, what are you talking about?
SHOCKHOUND: You obviously have several generations of fans at this point...
LEMMY: It’s nice. It proves we’re doing it right. If a 60 year-old geezer is coming to see us still, that’s good. If a 15 year-old is latching onto it, that proves we were correct. This is music that stretches it a bit; you come wail your face off, and you don’t stab anybody.
SHOCKHOUND: Are there ever any nights where you don’t want to go onstage, where you want to say, “Fuck it. I’d rather just sit here.”
LEMMY: I think there’s more nights when you’re a plumber where you don’t want to “go onstage.” I can’t be up to my knees in any more cold water. [Laughs] I’m really lucky, man. I’ve got a gig. This isn’t even a job anymore; this is my life. I get to go around the world where people only dream of going, and sleep with women of every size, shape, color, persuasion. And they pay me for it. [Laughs] It’s brilliant, you know? Tell me a better job, and I’ll tell you when I’ll retire.
SHOCKHOUND: Would you describe yourself as a romantic?
LEMMY: Yeah. Foolish, hopeless romantic. Why not? What do you have that’s better?
SHOCKHOUND: What’s the smoothest romantic move you’ve ever made?
LEMMY: Hmmm. I’m not going to tell you, am I, or else you’ll pinch it.
SHOCKHOUND: Don’t want to share the wealth, then?
LEMMY: No, not at all. They say you can’t take it with you — I’m taking it with me. Make your fuckin’ own, you guys.
SHOCKHOUND: Let me turn it around, then. What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever used?
LEMMY: That’s easy. I was with [Girlschool lead guitarist] Kelly Johnson, we were in this lobby in Edinborough. It was me, Eddie, Kelly, Kim [Girlschool vocalist] and Kim’s then-boyfriend, for the next half hour it turned out. I told Kelly, “How’d you like to go up to my room and watch the Old Grey Whistle Test?” She said, “Yeah!” It wasn’t that bad, right? It worked! [Laughs] A lot better ones that I’ve used haven’t worked…that was the most stuck for desperation line I’ve ever done. Funniest shit. Apparently, when we went up to my room, Kim leaned over to Eddie — in front of her boyfriend — and said, “Why don’t we go up to your room and watch the Old Grey Whistle Test?” They ran out the hotel, got in the equipment van and drove back to London.
SHOCKHOUND: So did that become a Motorhead euphemism, “Watching the Old Grey Whistle Test”?
LEMMY: [Laughs] No, but it should have.
SHOCKHOUND: If it all ends tomorrow, would you feel cheated in any way?
LEMMY: No, I’ve had a great time. Can’t complain. I’ve already dreamed that dream five times over. The only other things I’d want is a hit in America — not going to happen, bad luck. Stay hungry, right? I’d like to play China, Africa and India; we’ve never played any of them. We’d like to see what they’d make of Motorhead music.
SHOCKHOUND: Looking back at the career are there any regrets? Anything you would’ve done differently?
LEMMY: Only Iron Fist, and that was only because we got stopped doing it too early; two or three of 3 of the songs weren’t finished right on that. Those are the ones that will stick in your head, it’s weird. More or less, life’s too short for regrets. You’re not going to spend the next half of your life worrying about the last half, right? Fuck that shit. Learn and move on. Learn to apologize and move on. [Laughs]